tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30290620120511022672012-02-16T04:34:04.600-08:00Faridehhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04354850358452373084noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3029062012051102267.post-75240642426133617682007-02-24T20:53:00.000-08:002007-02-24T21:02:15.932-08:00<a href="http://earthsoils.calpoly.edu/images/joke-worm-pore.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://earthsoils.calpoly.edu/images/joke-worm-pore.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><span style="color:#ffccff;">1-</span>TEACHER: <span style="color:#ff6666;">Maria</span>, go to the map and find North America .</div><br /><div>MARIA: Here it is.</div><br /><div>TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?</div><br /><div>CLASS: <span style="color:#ff0000;">Maria.</span> </div><br /><div></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ffccff;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ffccff;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ffccff;">2- <span style="color:#333333;">TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?</span></span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ffccff;"><span style="color:#333333;">JOHN: </span></span><span style="color:#ff0000;">You told me to do it without using tables. </span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></div><br /><div></div><br /><div><span style="color:#ffccff;"><strong>3</strong></span><span style="color:#333333;">-TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"</span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#333333;">GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" </span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#333333;">TEACHER: No, that's wrong </span></div><br /><div><span style="color:#333333;">GLENN: </span><span style="color:#ff6666;">Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it</span></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3029062012051102267-7524064242613361768?l=silverwall.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Faridehhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04354850358452373084noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3029062012051102267.post-43069293279362236292007-02-17T21:23:00.000-08:002007-02-17T21:49:12.196-08:00<a href="http://www.3d-screensaver-downloads.com/images/free-cat-screensaver/big2.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.3d-screensaver-downloads.com/images/free-cat-screensaver/big2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Hello my friends<br /><br />It iS my first English blog and i like to get more expirience .<br /><br />bye</div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3029062012051102267-4306929327936223629?l=silverwall.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Faridehhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04354850358452373084noreply@blogger.com0